Have You Got What You Paid For Phone.
Posted 3 years, 1 month ago at 11:55 pm. 5 comments
Have you ever bought or rented a video tape that wasn’t quite right? It may have been a pirate copy, an illegal and inferior copy for which you paid good money.
Also, 4 days :/ It’s going to be an interesting week.
It’s ok, I gave the pirates all my “bad money” instead and kept the good stuff for guide dog donations and girl scout cookies
…. Mmmmmm Cookies ….
I baked cookies today! I’ll give some to Ian to take to work for you
Pirate tapes rob artists and studios of their rightful income, and add to the cost of the video to the consumer. Pirate tapes are recognisable by poor sound and/or picture quality, the lack of sensors or labels on the face and spine of the tape, and the lack of warnings, such as this, at the beginning of the tape presentation. If you have bought or rented a tape which you believe is not the geniuine article, call this toll free number for advice, or write to post office box 515 mona vale, new south wales, 2103. this message is brought to you by the australian film and video securities (sic) office.
PS - ALL FROM MEMORY, DOCTOR KNOWLEDGE FUCKIN’ RULES.
No wait I fucked some of it up, theres something about photocopied jackets.
Oh Doctor Knowledge, is there anything you don’t know? (Aside from the photo copied jackets. YOU SCREWED IT UP. YOU SCREWED IT RIGHT UP)