Spider invasion.
Posted 2 years, 12 months ago at 2:51 am. 5 comments
I’ve removed six huntsman spiders from the premises in the last 48 hours. They’re cute and scary all in one conveniently fast-moving package.
Also: Andrew, Michael, I apologise profusely if you’re reading this *snicker* 
hahaha omfg jessica thats hilarious “cute and scary all in one convienantly fast moving package” LOL!
You’re a sick SICK girl!!!!!! Those demons need to feel the righteous sole of my shoe - have the glorified stomping done in HIS name. For these creatures of Satan shall lead us all into the Devil’s arms - and in his cold embrace shall the world of men be ripped aside and replaced with that of suffering………..amen
Jessica,
I refer to your correspondence of 25 November 2005.
I confirm receipt of the aforementioned spiders and advise that I intend to deliver them to the residence of Andrew at my earliest convenience.
Danny
Oops, is this public?
Danny,
Done and done.
Jessica
Yes, it is.
I hate you so much right now.