Posted 2 years, 10 months ago at 6:07 pm. 2 comments
[ 16:32:51 ] [ strongbad ] oh my god
[ 16:32:54 ] [ strongbad ] you fucking homosexuals
[ 16:33:07 ] [ strongbad ] [4:20:15pm] [strongbad] tetrinet
[ 16:33:10 ] [ strongbad ] i wait like half an hour
[ 16:33:14 ] [ strongbad ] no one rocks up
[ 16:33:19 ] [ strongbad ] [4:30:19pm] (@Jessica) tetrinet plzkthx
[ 16:33:27 ] [ strongbad ] its a fkn house party
Speaking of houseparties, mine was fun. Thanks to everyone who came.
Posted 2 years, 10 months ago at 4:24 am. 0 comments
I’m surprised I didn’t wake the housemates up with the amount of laughter (and possibly the volume of said laughter) that was escaping my room just now
Watchitwatchit
Posted 2 years, 10 months ago at 1:26 pm. 1 comment
Mmmmm, NINilicious.
I got my head, but my head is unraveling
Can’t keep control, can’t keep track of where it’s traveling
I got my heart but my heart is no good
And you’re the only one that’s understood
I come along but I don’t know where you’re taking me
I shouldn’t go but you’re reaching back and shaking me
Turn off the sun, pull the stars from the sky
The more I give to you, the more I die
And I want you
And I want you
And I want you
And I want you
You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug
You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug
You make me hard, when I’m all soft inside
I see the truth, when I’m all stupid eyed
The arrow goes straight through my heart
Without you everything just falls apart
My blood wants to say hello to you
My feelings want to get inside of you
My soul is so afraid to realize
Every little word is a lack of me
And I want you
And I want you
And I want you
And I want you
You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug
You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug
You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug
You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug
You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug
You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug
(whispering)
You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug
You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug
You are the perfect drug, the drug, the perfect drug
Take me, with you
Take me, with you
Take me, with you
(continues in backround)
Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it’s not as much fun to pick up the pieces
Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it’s not as much fun to pick up the pieces
It’s not as much fun to pick up the pieces
It’s not as much fun to pick up the pieces
Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it’s not as much fun to pick up the pieces
Posted 2 years, 10 months ago at 5:32 am. 1 comment
Name: Jessica
Birthday: 14th May.
Birthplace: Bentley Hospital
Current Location: Lounge Room.
Eye Color: Big baby blues, bebbeh.
Hair Color: Black.
Height: 171cm.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: Assholes. Not really. Pretty much though. (THE BRITISH)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My ridiculous shoes, as illustrated in a post earlier this year.
Your Weakness: Depends what we’re talking about here 
Your Fears: The dark. F..feet.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, chicken, bacon, cheese. BBQ sauce.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: No more buttertroll.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL. >_<
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature: I have a kickass scar on my pinky.
Your Bedtime: Sun comes up, Jess goes down.
Your Most Missed Memory: None that I can think of right now.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, Awwww yeahhhhh.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Hungry Jacks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, for I am an elitist faggot.
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: Too much for my own good.
Do you Sing: As above.
Do you Shower Daily: Twice.
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: Already at
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, no. Not at all. You know, yet.
Do you believe in yourself: I believe I exist..
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes.
Do you think you are Attractive: My mum calls me cute *sigh* We allll know what that means.
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: Only when I haven’t seen her for ages.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Massively. Bigtime.
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, a couple.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You could put it that way.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah, because that’s likely. 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: As above.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Funnily enough, kinda.
In the past month have you gone to a Shopping Centre: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Frequently.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not for any good reason.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not this month.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hehe, yeah.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nothing physical.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: It’s certainly possible.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Not directly.
How do you want to Die: Loudly, with a splatter.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be anything that lets me live in a tall apartment, lots of white and steel and glass.
What country would you most like to visit: Japan!
In a Boy (Sigh, these quizzes are so predictable.):
Favourite Eye Color: Blue. Blueblueblueblueblueblue.
Favourite Hair Color: You know, I used to be one of those girls that were solely interested in dark haired guys. Completely, totally and utterly. I’m gettin’ all crazy in my old age though. (That’s a round about way of saying I don’t really care, so long as they’re, you know, attractive. At least a little. Even in a geeky way.)
Short or Long Hair: Either is fine, just so long as it’s not, you know, chick height.
Height: Preferably same height or taller
Weight: As long as their entire body is still visible, you know, we’re all good.
Best Clothing Style: Something they don’t look out of place in. Suits are hawt though.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None, ever.
Number of CDs I own: A couple.
Number of Piercings: A few 
Number of Tattoos: None yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: That’s a long story.
When was the last time you cried? Quite recently.
Have you ever faked sick? Yeahhhhh.
What was the last lie you said? (Told. TOLD.) None that I can remember *rubs halo*
Have you ever cried during a movie? Yeah, bigtime. I’ve been crying my little eyes out at A Walk to Remember recently.
Who was the last person you couldn’t take your eyes off of? I refuse to answer this question as it may possibly get me into trouble.
Have you ever danced in the rain? Yup.
Have you ever been drunk? You could certainly put it that way.
What’s the farthest you’ve ever gone on a dare? Fairly? 
What is your blood-type? I’m not sure. I should really find that out.
Have you ever been in a car accident? Not anything of note.
Have you ever had an online relationship? Lel, no.
Have you ever had phone-sex? No.
Have you ever been rejected by a crush?
What is your favourite sport to play? Do computer games count as a sport?
Have you ever made a prank phone call? Yes.
Have you ever said “I Love you” and not meant it? Heh, yeahh. Sorry guys.
What’s your favourite childhood memory? I put my barbie on our pot bellied stove. She melted. Massively.
Do you believe in love at first sight? No. I do believe in drool though.
Do you believe in karma? Yes.
Who was your first crush? Jamie Kenworthy.
Who do you have a crush on? 
How would you describe yourself? Ditzy, teehee. 
Are you religious? Not traditionally.
What does your screen name mean? My Livejournal.
What person do you trust the most? Danny and Andrew, Russ and Lance. Boobalah isn’t a person but you know.
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Real boyfriend? Bruce.
What is the best compliment you have ever received? “hey, with my glasses off you aren’t *that* ugly”
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you? “Isn’t Jessica a girls name? OH SHI-”
What is the longest crush you have had? I’m not sure, actually.
What is your greatest strength? Power of ditz!
What is your greatest weakness? Puppy dog eyes.
What is your first thought before you go to bed? ZOMIGOSH IS EVERYTHING LOCKED?
Who makes you laugh? Pretty much everyone.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours? Trent Reznor please thx.
Have you ever seen a dead body? Yeahh, a few.
Do you have a celebrity crush? Trent Reznor please thx! And Zooey Deschanel.
What is one thing scientists should invent? One of those things from hitchhikers. Those kickass mini light saber knives that cut and toast bread AT THE SAME TIME.
Have you ever broken a bone? Not any of my own.
What happens after you die? “…and then there was much rejoycing.”
Do you watch or read the news? Both!
What stereotype would you label yourself as being? Crazy cat lady.
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label? I think with an added rocking chair and grey streaks I could soon convince them. This reminds me of a special simpsons moment that I feel compelled to share with you. You know, the episode where they have kids news and Bart takes over the show with Barts People? Then Lisa, filled with rage and envy tries to make a segment named Lisas people and visits the cat lady? After being disappointed with the cat lady, she goes to an old railway line and tries to warm the hearts of the audience with a story about the union express that doesn’t go by much anymore? Anyway, the train goes past in the middle, and then when it leaves, the crazy cat lady is SUDDENLY THERE and she throws cats. I’m going to be like that one day.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I’d get rid of this Atkinson business.
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go? Thinking about it.. I can’t really go anywhere without screwing something important up.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change? I’d stop being such a hambeast.
Have you ever played strip poker? Heh, yeah. Lucky for everyone else I suck at poker.
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves? Constantly.
What do you want your friends to think about you? CAT LADY.
Whats the biggest argument you’ve ever gotten into? Probably one with my sister.
Have you ever bitten someone? 
Do you remember your dreams? Often. They’re not very cool though.
Are you a morning person or a night person? Night.
Do you have any phobias? FEET.
Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth)? For work, yeah.
How many screen names do you have? A couple.
Do any medical problems run in your family? We all have the worst skin ever. We peer through a crack in our blackout curtains and have to go have chunks cut out of our body.
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family? Not for long.
Have you ever had a nightmare? Yeah, I have them constantly. Sucks.
Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies? To the friends, about the enemies.
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants? Not since I was like… 6. CMON. I WAS SIX.
Have you ever written a love letter? Attempted to. I’m not good with the whole love thing.
Have you ever attempted suicide?
Do you prefer boxers or briefs? Neither 
Have you ever been in a fistfight? Yes. I lost the first time. Kicked ass the rest of the times.
Do you have any hidden talents? It’s Jess. I know at least two people are going to get the reference.
Have you ever wanted to murder someone? Yes.
Have you ever hated someone? Yes.
Posted 2 years, 10 months ago at 4:50 pm. 2 comments
Shaun says:
im combining the two things you hate the most.
Jessmukkah says:
anime and WoW?
Shaun says:
yeah.