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http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s1473136.htm
“Since the day we discovered Xena, the big question has been whether or not it has a moon,” says Professor Michael Brown, of the California Institute of Technology .
“Having a moon is just inherently cool. And it is something that most self-respecting planets have, so it is good to see that this one does too.”
Rofl.
I have a funny story for you courtesy of my lovely housemate Andrew.
The council took my car away says:
here goes
The council took my car away says:
coming home this arvo my friend and I were sitting on the bus just talking and mucking around - being weird as usual. Then the bus pulls over at one of hte stops and this rather large woman (rather unattractive too, i.e moustache) comes right down the back to where we are and sits behind my friend
Jessica says:
hah moustache.
The council took my car away says:
basically it went me sitting 3rd from back, friend sitting 2nd from back, and lady sitting at very back. Now my friend couldn’t see but as we were talking the lady takes off her top, to which I can now visibly see that she is not wearing a bra, wipes through her fat rolls, turns her top inside out, and puts it back on again.
The council took my car away says:
I turned and look out across the aisle through the other window with a look of abject terror on my face. My friend had no idea what was happening, but he’d said something weird so he assumed that was my reaction to it and was laughing at me.
The council took my car away says:
I eventually recovered, and went back to talking, and in the middle of our conversation, the woman leans forward slightly and cuts off my friend in mid sentence with the statement, “The Council took my car away”
The council took my car away says:
my friend and I were like WTF? then she proceeeds to say, “Yeah, apparently they do that now” My friend and I just nodded and said ahuh. Then the bus pulls over at a stop, she smirks at me, then walks off the bus leaving my friend and I in a state of bewilderment.
I have permission, fages.
Jessica says:
Can i put that on my blog?
The council took my car away says:
Yup
The council took my car away says:
But I have copyrights to “The council took my car away”
1) Single or Taken: Is it possible to be a cross between the two? Like, single but without the benefits? That’s pretty much what I am.
2) Your Age: 18
3) Birthday: 14th of May, 1987
4) Hair Colour: Black
5) Eye colour: Big bebbeh blues.
6) Shoe size: 8
7) Full name: Jessica Anne Atkinson (yeah, i hate it too.)
**Re l a t i o n s h i p s**
1) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Not that I’m aware of.
2) Did you send this to your crush? I’m technically not sending it to anyone, so.. no?
3) Did your crush send this to you? Hah, no.
**O n S t u f f**
1) Where is your favourite place to shop? I don’t really *do* shopping.
2) Any tattoos? Not yet 
3) Do u do drugs? Alcohol!
4) What are you listening to right now? Opeth- Ghost of Perdition
5) What car do you wish to have?
6) Who was the last person who texted you? Probably some dork.
7)Where do you want to get married? I don’t.
How many messenger buddies do you have online right now?118
9) How many MSN contacts do you have? 270
**FAVOURITES!**
1) Colour: Black isn’t really a colour but I’ll go with it all the same.
2) Music: No rap, punk, or RnB. Kthx.
3) Favourite place to be when in need of a good think? It’s just gotta be warm inside, and raining outside.
**What Youve Done**
1) Danced in the rain: Does clomping around aimlessly count?
2) Bungee jumped: Not yet.
3) Broken the law: Yeah, I stole a kinder surprise toy once. I was rebellious as hell!
4) Made yourself throw-up: Yup.
5) Gone skinny-dipping: Heh, yeah.
6) Ever been in love: I’d like to think so.
7) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: Not that I can remember.
Cried yourself to sleep: More often than not, recently.
9) Felt or cared about something so much it hurts: Yeah but it makes you feel pretty stupid after a while so, you know.
Jessica says:
HI HI
Jessica says:
BUTTS
Will says:
heyhey
Will says:
Buttes lmao
I’m really tired, but Willfor = <3. Cracked me the hell up.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1789556
My favourite post from the entire thread was made by Cannibal.
I’ve always been frightened by Jupiter, and most big ass space things as well. It’s a weird lovecraftian thing I suppose. I can get freaked out by clouds as well if I think about it. Something the size of mountains that moves faster than a human can run, that form and shift all day long, there’s just something immense and scary about it.
and when I think about Jupiter…. a planet massively larger than our own planet, with no stable solid ground til you get near the very core. Surrounding by millions of Earth sized gobs of poisonous gas, that are in constant motion. Just thinking of the red spot. A place 3 times the size of our own planet that Homo Sapiens have had a culture on for less than 80,000 years. There’s a place, not that far away, that you could get to in a matter of years, there’s a place, where a storm has been constantly churning, 3 times larger than our planet, for much longer than we’ve even been a coherent civilization…
something about that just isn’t right, and makes you not want to fuck with nature. That something so terrible exists, that has already lived longer than humans will ever hope to endure.
Edit: So, his facts are a little off. He still makes a great point though. As much as I hate to throw around cliches, it put things in perspective.
