The council took my car away.

Posted 2 years, 9 months ago at 7:26 pm. 1 comment

I have a funny story for you courtesy of my lovely housemate Andrew.

The council took my car away says:
here goes
The council took my car away says:
coming home this arvo my friend and I were sitting on the bus just talking and mucking around - being weird as usual. Then the bus pulls over at one of hte stops and this rather large woman (rather unattractive too, i.e moustache) comes right down the back to where we are and sits behind my friend
Jessica says:
hah moustache.
The council took my car away says:
basically it went me sitting 3rd from back, friend sitting 2nd from back, and lady sitting at very back. Now my friend couldn’t see but as we were talking the lady takes off her top, to which I can now visibly see that she is not wearing a bra, wipes through her fat rolls, turns her top inside out, and puts it back on again.
The council took my car away says:
I turned and look out across the aisle through the other window with a look of abject terror on my face. My friend had no idea what was happening, but he’d said something weird so he assumed that was my reaction to it and was laughing at me.
The council took my car away says:
I eventually recovered, and went back to talking, and in the middle of our conversation, the woman leans forward slightly and cuts off my friend in mid sentence with the statement, “The Council took my car away”
The council took my car away says:
my friend and I were like WTF? then she proceeeds to say, “Yeah, apparently they do that now” My friend and I just nodded and said ahuh. Then the bus pulls over at a stop, she smirks at me, then walks off the bus leaving my friend and I in a state of bewilderment.

I have permission, fages.

Jessica says:
Can i put that on my blog?
The council took my car away says:
Yup
The council took my car away says:
But I have copyrights to “The council took my car away”