Protected: ‘tards. Painful ‘tards.

Posted 2 years, 5 months ago at 1:28 am. 0 comments

>:|

Posted 2 years, 5 months ago at 7:40 pm. 0 comments

Oooorarrghhh I am so, so, so ridiculously angry.

American Dad is funny.

Posted 2 years, 5 months ago at 10:49 pm. 0 comments

Stan: All the cool missions go to the young guys.
Francine: Stan, maybe you’re just having a mid-life crisis. You want to cheat on me?
Stan: A mistress on my salary, Francine? Come on!
Francine: Listen, sweetheart, you have a stable job, an adoring wife, and a family that loves you. That makes you the richest man in the world.
Stan: Oh. Oh, that’s fantastic, Francine. I’m the richest man in the world. (Grabs phone) Hello? Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Francine: Oh, Stan, please.
Stan: Oh, hang on. That’s the other line. Hello? UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy.

In other news, I was in hospital today. They chopped me up. I’m feeling slightly better. Sore and tired, but better.

Michael is quite the hilarious.

Posted 2 years, 5 months ago at 12:12 am. 1 comment

Michael - GO NADS! says:
Yeah, it’s all about corrupting youth nowadays.
Jessica says:
Sweet.
Jessica says:
that was my original plan.
Jessica says:
Deviated for some reason.
Michael - GO NADS! says:
If I don’t have a kid, this is the next best thing
Michael - GO NADS! says:
Just mess with everyone -else’s- kids
Jessica says:
i’m sure you’ll have a kid
Jessica says:
but this way you get to mess up and not see the direct consequences
Michael - GO NADS! says:
You planned on being a teacher?
Jessica says:
yup
Jessica says:
i planned on a few things.
Michael - GO NADS! says:
Ahahahaha yeah, I just get alot of angry parents
Michael - GO NADS! says:
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT LITTLE JIMMY SAID TODAY?! He said that Bobby from down the road is a “fuckass”! A FUCKASS, MR. SLOANE!”
Jessica says:
hahahahahahah
Jessica says:
“Assbutt”
Michael - GO NADS! says:
And I’ll just kick back in my chair and say “yeah, well, he kinda is”
Jessica says:
hahahahahaha.

Surgery!

Posted 2 years, 5 months ago at 7:08 pm. 2 comments

I’m getting cut open on the 23rd at Redcliffe Hospital.

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Edit: And how much do I love Karnivool? So much. How much do I LOVE Michael for linking me to their live stuff?

Words cannot describe.

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Edit2: Holy shit, I’m retarded. edit edit edit edit