American Dad is funny.
Posted 2 years, 8 months ago at 10:49 pm. 7 comments
Stan: All the cool missions go to the young guys.
Francine: Stan, maybe you’re just having a mid-life crisis. You want to cheat on me?
Stan: A mistress on my salary, Francine? Come on!
Francine: Listen, sweetheart, you have a stable job, an adoring wife, and a family that loves you. That makes you the richest man in the world.
Stan: Oh. Oh, that’s fantastic, Francine. I’m the richest man in the world. (Grabs phone) Hello? Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Francine: Oh, Stan, please.
Stan: Oh, hang on. That’s the other line. Hello? UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy.
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