What a tool.

Posted 2 years, 7 months ago at 4:44 pm. 14 comments

I just got an angst filled PM from mitch01 from the ocau forums.

Subject:Someones got cranky pants. Time O’ the month eh?

Funny because UP UNTIL THIS POINT, I really didnt have anything against you.. then again you aren’t “cool” unless you are jumping on the proverbial bandwagon.

If you have a problem with someone, deal with it in an adult and mature way, you are an adult aren’t you?

Anyway perhaps you should actually find a little about someone and who they really are before you start shooting off bullets left, right, and centre in a valiant attempt to be popular and fit in with the crowd.

I actually talk outside of OCAU (on MSN/ICQ) with someone you know, and are helping her out a little … you’ll find if you talk to her there is a vastly different opinion of me, than what most people PERCEIVE me to be on here.

So in future, instead of being a sheep, how about you make up your own damn mind.

Oh and someone must have agreed with me, because the threads got a lock on it now

Chow!

- M

I had to reply. I couldn’t *not*.

This isn’t about anyone else’s opinions. I’m not being a sheep, I’m not jumping on the ‘omg teh cool’ bandwagon- I simply don’t like you. For someone your age, your posts are amazingly full of shit. I’ve never encountered someone before who makes such a big deal over tiny things, and manages to deliver their opinion in such an irritating way.

From what I’ve read about/directly from you, you’re not someone that I’d choose to associate with at all, even on the forums. I don’t care if you talk to someone I know- if you help them out with their problems, that’s great. I’m just sick of seeing you posting shit everywhere. At least most of the pub regulars know to keep it contained there.

Unfortunately, I got another reply.

Wow thats awesome … and its great that my posts annoy you.. however if you dont like it .. start learning to use your computer, in particular … the little X on the top right of your browser to close the window.

You are not well liked either on the forums, but its just people choose to be nice not nasty. To paint a picture of yourself as a perfect human being, would be laughable to say the least.

Per capita if you actually looked at my total post count vs the amount of crap posts, you’d find a low percentage.

I dont know what your problem is, and quite honestly there are some people I’d help out with problems, and some people I wouldn’t. You are in the later group.

Before you go pointing fingers and casting me as a bad person, perhaps look in the mirror and start working with the reflection you get back.

Hope my post wasnt too hard for someone with a seemlingly low IQ to understand.. if it is, let me know and I’ll try and make it simpler for you.

Chow !

- Mitch

Seemlingy? Chow? Later? And -I’m- the one with the low IQ. Riiight.

I never thought someone would get so cranky just because someone on the big bad internets didn’t like them. Do you think you could make your message a little simpler? My “seemlingy” low IQ is having so much trouble keeping up

Aww, he decided to get all nasty. Aren’t little boys cute when they’re angry?

Seem as you are putting everything in your blog… how many nasty home truth’s SHOULD I be telling you ..

I’m sure I could sit here for hours constructing a list.

Heres you:

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME .. IM JESS AND IM AN EXHIBITIONIST …. WOOO YEAH LOOK AT ME .. CENTRE OF ATTENTION EVERYONE..

and woe be tide anyone who didnt as they would suffer your wrath… no doubt you’d just sit on them, and that would seal their fate.

and I’m only getting started…

Jesus, I’m intrigued!

By all means, continue.

Also, IRC has the following to add.
[17:52] [shaun] “woe be tide”. be tide?
[17:53] [shaun] Someone school him in english, please.
[17:53] [:O:O:O] The ocean should be terrified?

The ocean should be rumbling in fear! Woeee be tiiide!

Default Re: Someones got cranky pants. Time O’ the month eh?
You aren’t exactly giving me anything to work with here.. so either admit defeat (at the hands of the most awesome person in the world AKA ME), or at least give me some fresh material to work with.

I’m capped at 64k at the moment .. so at least make it worth my while checking back for.

At the moment I’m actually trying to find a way to burn or destroy not only my eyes, but my photographic mind. You see I’ve suffered the misfortune of spotting something thats scared me half to death.

Wanna see what it was?

http://www.gobbie.net/stuff/ocaubbq/images/IMG_7500.jpg

But in all seriousness, I shouldn’t be nasty to you. I mean .. WOW this is kinda embarressing but ….. what a girl you are … and I hardly know you… could this be love? Well.. No it can’t be, unless I was completely blind, or blind drunk, or lacked the peripheral vision to see that clearly me, with you, would not fit in the back even the largest family car available.

Anyway .. reason for my lengthy reply is to have something to eat .. and to give you something more to put on your blog.

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7016/ep5gallery41pt.jpg

Unless you can join the game and give something back, I’m afraid this will be my last PM, as its growing boring ragging on you about your weight (despite how big it may be).

I’d be crushed, really, I would. You know, usually. Aside from the fact that this is coming from a weedy, unfortunate looking guy on the overclockers forums. It’s really kinda sweet that he put such effort into such a.. well.. a poor photoshop. Fantastic work though, mitchie <3 It’s so sweet that you’ve e-stalked me around the place and dug up such ‘dirt’.

It’s sad to see he won’t be replying anytime soon

hahaha .. you are replying to a person, not a blog.. remember that.

But looks like you are doing this all for your blog anyway.

Tis just a shame you are being selective in what you are putting up there .

estalked? What? 5 mins of searching constitutes stalking these days?

Weedy? Unfortunate looking? HAHAHAHA don’t make me laugh. Sorry sweetheart, you’ve got to get to the back of the line. Women love me .. simple as that. I have ohhhh about 8 who have crushes on me, and one of them im dating and have been a long time.

People admire me, because.. unlike YOU, I’m actually a really nice guy once you get to know me.

However for people who are going to be a bitch, and be as RUDE as you have been to me (and selectively left out from your blogs), I see no reason to be nice, and instead bring out the claws.

Sad thing is that unlike me, you actually need to rely on a plastic partner. Either that or the poor bastard who gets tanked at the pub, is that plastered he cant see, and sadly only realises the mistake hes made when he wakes in the morning. My guess is the next 24hrs involve alot of bleach, and making a booking for a checkup at the local sexual health clinic.

This should be looking pretty good in your blog round about now..

Its really unfortunate I have to be this cruel, and to think I was actually going to apologise for being so rude to you… but you’ve made it all seem fine now.

What a sad, SAD person and life you must live, that you cant handle your own affairs, so have to tell the world.

Ahh well the ONLY consolation I have, is that out of the 2 of us, I know who’ll be having a heart attack first, and it wont be the “weedy guy”.

I didn’t get a chance to respond to his last PM because I was at a party. This seemed to displease the boy.

AHHHH WHAT… Directly to Blog … Jessica, thats such a shame.. I was really looking forward to a reply, and so was Mitch.. but he’s in bed now, or is he, I’m not sure, hmmm who really knows.

Anyway we’ve had our fun, so now children its time to say our goodbyes.

Ahh its been a good one, the laughs, the smiles, the intimate moments, tis a shame it has to come to an end, but as they say, all good things come to an end.

They say that don’t they? Yeah they do? Awesome I got it right.

Anyway … on behalf of me, myself, and I, its been nice mind fucking you over today, hoopefully thats as close as we’ll ever get with the 4 letter F word involved. I’ve already had the fatlove encounter every guy has in his life, don’t need another.

I’ll sign off and end this mayhem with these few notes.

1. “Eu não vai se foder, se minha vida dependesse dela”

2. Jessica… cute name, pity about the face, and the personality, and the fact you cant tell your truth.. even on your own blog.

3. Just because someone smiles at you doesnt mean they like you.

Lack of reply means we win be default.. I’ll have to buy myself a trophy this time I guess.

It’s been fun we’ll have to do this again some time .. *OINK* *OINK*

Now, hold on just a second. I haven’t been omitting anything from any of his PMs. I guess I’ll have to ask him and see what he’s talking about.

I’m just a little confused here. Which parts exactly have i been omitting from the blog? Details would be fantastic.

That said, a series of ’scathing’ PMs aren’t exactly what I’d consider a mindfuck. Infact, I’m afraid that if you’re looking for that super ego boost you’ll have to try a wee bit harder. I’m a little disappointed actually. All my downsides come from what I look like, and that I’m not nice to you on the forums? That’s honestly the best you can do? I was expecting skeletons and tear provocation. You’ve merely provided a few people with a laugh. Surely, you can do better.

Alright, finally something worthy of replying to.

For starters you have omitted complete details of WHY I have hammered you with a PM in the first place. Perhaps include all the snide and rude remarks fired from you in my direction over the past 6 months. This will show the type of person you truly are (but of course that would make you seem like a big bad person in your blog).

I happened to take notice that you are only 19, which is much the reason the tone of my messages have changed. You’re still a baby, and as such, still learning the world around you.

As for all your “fans” in your comments section, with the exception of Grosby, the rest are a bunch of clowns. It’s good to see you associate with people around the same mentality as yourself. Let Michael know he needs to complete remedial English before having a “shot” (pardon the pun) at others. Speaking of Michael, if he’s a fellow shooter, what does he own?

I find myself once again explaining to the simple people, the world of English. I would expect some blog editing shortly after reading the below …

Betid / Betide

e \Be*tide”\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Betided, Obs. Betid; p. pr. & vb. n. Betiding.] [OE. bitiden; pref. bi-, be- + tiden, fr. AS. t[=i]dan, to happen, fr. t[=i]d time. See Tide.] To happen to; to befall; to come to; as, woe betide the wanderer.

What will betide the few ? –Milton.

It means “A deep distress or dismay should something befall or happen to someone”.

Just incase the above definition is a lie, heres a few links.

http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/ind…l?date=19970807

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/featu…efid=1861590214

http://www.bartleby.com/61/66/B0216600.html

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/betide

http://www.wordreference.com/definition/betide

I don’t except such young minds (you and your adoring Blog fans) to understand this. This is evident from the comments people have posted in your blog. I would have thought to prevent being “owned” and egg on faces, they would have done a bit of research before casting dispersions.

Ahh well, life goes on.

Having now owned not only yourself (betide), but every single blog user on your page, I think thats a win by a margin to me.

Game Over

- M

Oh, right. Hay guys? This started after i said “PLEEEASE stop posting mitch. PLEEEASE” or something along those lines. We clear?

I didn’t realise we were playing a game. I have to ask though, has all this hostility come from me not liking you, an online personality, and telling you so? If so, that’s pretty pathetic. You’re putting so much effort into e-drama. It’s completely contradictory of a lot of the things you’ve said on the forums- it’s even contradictory of your sig. Why all the fuss, just because I don’t like you? You’re getting so worked up because a ‘baby’ doesn’t like you? How mature.

oi piggy … check your gmail.

Check my what? He can’t be getting that into all this e-drama that he’s e-mailing me now, can he?
Apparently he can.

What humors me most, is the fact you fail to acknowledge that I have completely made a laughing stock out of you and your blog buddies, by a simple piece of research and a few links

Everything in life is a game, from the moment you are born, to the moment you die. Its how you play the game that determines how long you stay alive for (wow that sounded VERY SAW 1 and 2 like).

Why all the hostility? Because it is what you want? If it wasnt going to blog with every second word recorded and played back for a “crowd”, then I wouldn’t be half as hostile and abusive as I’m being. There is still heaps in reserve, but that would go outside OCAU’s abusive message policy, of which I feel you may be trying to lead me into a slipup, and a ban.

Bad lucky baby, it ain’t going to happen. I’ve dealt with many a meathead on PM, so what’s one more. You could even say its become a fine art for me now.

My signature? huh? It says my real life is better than your virtual one, and then says “blogs are for people who cant whinge to friends in real life” then goes on to refer to your blog page, with the link name of “the rudest bitch in the world”.

As for why all the fuss? Its because you want it that way. Simple as that.

I asked a user who know you what they thought of you.
Me: Hey what do you think of Meowmix?
Reply: meowmix is a dirty anal whore and deserves a slap around the chops.

Oh .. as a final word, if any of your adoring fans want to flex their proverbial muscles, tell them to send me a PM or email and I’ll deal with them accordingly. That way they dont have to stand behind the protective bubble that is your blogs comment section.

Just a reminder though I don’t really check email that often. so PM me or post in your blog to let me know I have email.

*email censored* Incase you are wondering about that, Zastava is a game hunting rifle, and scope refers to the Nikko Gold Illuminated Scope !

Chow

- M

…

I can’t believe you’ve now moved on to email- this is beyond pathetic. You’ve insulted me, spent time photoshopping things, searched the internet high and low to ‘prove’ people on my blog wrong, and now you’re e-mailing me? This convinces me I was right from the beginning, and you’re certainly not a person I’m willing to associate with, not even on an internet forum. PM’s are fine- they’re a common ground on a place we both frequent, but when you get passionate enough about something to obtain my email address and continue harassing me this way… there’s gotta be something wrong there.

I congratulate you for proving me and my esteemed buddies wrong. Apologies for not knowing every turn of phrase common among the english language.

Now, with that out of the way- I don’t like you. Don’t contact me via email again.

I’m a little disgusted.