WTB boyfriend.

Posted 2 years, 2 months ago at 12:33 pm. 8 comments

As per title. Must enjoy video games, heavy metal, lots of kissing and drinking. Eventual introduction to parents and friends expected.

Unreliable arseholes need not apply.

8 Replies

  1. Shaun Sep 2nd 2006

    Tick, tick, tick, tick. Tick.

    Where do I sign.

  2. Andie Sep 3rd 2006

    WTB Boyfriend - O.N.O

    I cant play console games, i believe heavy metal is type of music.. However, I lurve lots of kissing, and am qualified in meeting parents, and gf’friends. Can even survive if the gf runs off to talk to friends at one of her parties…

  3. MaJ Sep 14th 2006

    TeH MaJ

    Qualified at hax0ring your heart & pwning yuor love.

  4. lameasaurus Oct 1st 2006

    im overqualified for that position… :(

  5. Administrator Oct 13th 2006

    Bump! :(

  6. elneilo Oct 13th 2006

    I enjoy video games, but i dont have anything to play them on.. so i will be mooching off you for starters :P (+1 positive +0.5 negative)

    heavy metal in my opinion isnt anytihng… it isnt music, notexpression… just noise… i can tolerate it.. (+1 negative)

    so far thats
    1 positive
    1.5 negative

    Kissing… am good @ that 1 and other related activities… get good reviews… (+1 positive)

    Drinking… i drink lots but dont know when to stop all the time… (+1 positive +0.5 negative)

    Parents love me, and friends.. i can usualyl get along with every1… (+1 positive)

    And im reliable.. when i want to be..

    So all up thats… i cant be botherd counting.. but you’ll find someone that will make you happy. dont worry. I worryed and it made for a boring year and a bit.. but then.. BAM :P happiness :P

  7. Brendan Nov 17th 2006

    Haha, well after stalking you from last.fm to here, I’m guessing I start with a negative balance, but luckily for me, I play video games and love heavy metal so that puts me back in the black. Kissing and drinking are natural, and I can talk up a storm with anyone that could be bothered listening :)

    Have a good day

  8. Passerby Dec 29th 2006

    You’d be surprised what you find on the internet when you google search for “WTB Boyfriend”.. I sure was. This came up!

    I have no idea who you are and this is probably the creepiest thing you will ever read from a random poster. So! Now that we’re off to a good start, I think I ought to mention that I fit that checklist of yours to ‘T’.

    That’s it, really. You can delete this now.


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