Urrrrg.

Posted 1 year, 12 months ago at 7:49 pm. 0 comments

So, I’ve made my decision. I can’t be sure whether I’m going to be happy with the results but I’m sure I can learn. If not? I don’t know. Fuck.

Fuck! I’m doing this all wrong. I’m sorry.

Relaxation!

Posted 1 year, 12 months ago at 8:37 pm. 2 comments

I don’t know about you guys, but I love it when exam season comes to an end.

Last night to celebrate Joel’s extreme awesomeness (First Class Honours, baby, yeah.) we went over to Tom’s house to get pissed as ticks. I still hadn’t packed all my stuff up yet for the going away, so when they arrived to pick me up my room was a mess and my bags were barely packed. In any case, we left my place at about 8:00 and fled to the giant liquor barn down the road for alcoholic provisions.

Like always, I grabbed some vodka. Joel grabbed a sack of goon and some bourbon, which I thought was a little weird, but eh. (The bourbon weird, not the goon. The goon is.. very un weird. Common, even.) After calling Tom a bogan because of his lack of shoes and paying out the counter lady, we left. I got stuck in the backseat because I didn’t yell shotgun quickly enough. Joel won this round.

In any case, Tom wanted hot chips so we went to coles on the way back to his place and stocked up on foods. Wedges were purchased instead of chips, and we grabbed some misc other stuff as well. Upon arrival at Tom’s place and after I finished marvelling at how huge his house was, we all wandered into his awesome room full of awesome toys and played Gears of War all night. I’m not usually good at console gaming but apparently I wasn’t completely woeful at it, which surprised me immensely.

We all got pretty drunk, and at about 2am we decided to go to bed. Luckily, there were already two mattresses on the floor and everything so sleeping was conveniently pre-prepared.

This morning before my big exciting adventure I had to go to work to hand in my contract, so.. I did. All hungover and bleary eyed with my hair everywhere and wearing old jeans and an old black dress, I stumbled in, signed a few papers, and stumbled back downstairs to be picked up. We stopped in and saw mum this morning- Boobalah is the biggest skank in the universe. I swear to god, every boy she meets? She’s insanely affectionate, rolling around on their laps and purring loudly into their ears. It’s cute and all, but pretty inconvenient when you’re trying to sit around drinking tea and talking with my awesome mum.

I’m bored and tired and there are people drinking without me, and I must join them. I only got on here to send some stupid emails for work and decided to get blogging. I’ll probably post some photos at some stage, but I figure they’ll probably be too embarassing and chicken out at the last minute. In any case, there’s a spa out there, and I’m in here. Yeah, that’s stupid. Later kids!

Hah, who knew that Cameron could be amusing sometimes?

Posted 2 years ago at 11:26 pm. 1 comment

TSquare says:
omg.
TSquare says:
The sunglasses.
Jessica says:
Yes.
TSquare says:
I HATE dicks who wear those sunglasses.
Jessica says:
Me too.
TSquare says:
It just screams at me, “I’m a dick.”
Jessica says:
Yup.
TSquare says:
I would wear NO sunglasses rather than those.
TSquare says:
Even if I was driving. And it was sunny.
TSquare says:
IN MY FUCKING EYES.
Jessica says:
Yeah. Me too.
TSquare says:
I WOULD RATHER CAUSE VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER OR EXPERIENCE FIERY AUTODEATH THAN WEAR THOSE.

Call me crazy and hormonal, but..

Posted 2 years ago at 5:53 pm. 6 comments

Please for the love of god pay some attention to me

I have a confession to make.

Posted 2 years ago at 12:35 am. 2 comments

I have to ease my guilty mind.

I um.  I have something to share with all of you, and I don’t want you to hate me for this.  Okay.

I love Phil Collins.  Yes, Jessica Atkinson, a self confessed metal fan, absolutely adores Phil Collins.  Whatever genre this is?  Sign me up.  On the dotted line, I’ll sign.  I can’t help myself.

I don’t know what made me do it.  I was in bed at about 10pm, ready to go to sleep, when I started humming.  The tune was vaguely familiar.  IS vaguely familiar.  Turns out I was humming “Easy Lover” by Phil Collins and that other guy.  In any case, this inspired me to legally obtain Phil Collins’ 3CD best of from the internet, and now I can’t go to sleep because I’m too busy feeling awesome thanks to Mr Collins.  Mr, because I’m feeling formal.

In any event, I got on msn and started blabbing to Whalley about how awesome Phil Collins is.  When he replied with a “whowha what is Phil Collins?????” I started freaking out.  Seriously, who DOESNT know of Phil Collins?  For those of you as INDIEINDIGNORANT as our friend Whalley (tsk. tsk.), I’m going to give you a brief Phil Collins rundown to refresh your memory, you ignorant jerks.

Phil Collins started out as the drummer from Flaming Youth, and then more notably the Drummer/Lead singer of Genesis, an awesome prog rock group.  Oldschool prog rock.  Yes.  DRUMMER and lead singer.  DRUMMER AND LEAD SINGER.  Talented as hell.  I’m assuming he got bored or something, because after a while he branched out and made a name for himself with an extremely successful solo career.  You’ve all seen American Psycho.  Sussudio!  Another Day in Paradise!  EASY LOVER!  SOMETHING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN!  I’m not listing any more song titles, but you get the idea.  If you don’t recognise any of the titles?  You would if you listened to them.  He did the Tarzan sountrack, too, which is pretty awesome.

I honestly can’t find fault with most of the music.  He follows a theme with what he writes about- it’s usually to do with failed relationships, and I can dig it.  The lyrics are usually simple and memorable, and the tunes are always so fucking -catchy-.

I have to listen to this entire 3CD collection before I go to bed so I guess I’m going to be tired for work tomorrow :(  Seeya all in the ‘morrow.