0450037385?

Posted 11 months, 1 week ago at 9:35 am. 2 comments

It’s been an odd morning.

My alarm went off at 6:20, but I refused to be entirely roused.  I’d had a late night, full of Nathan Barley and OpenTTD.  It was a particularly rewarding evening.

I persuaded myself to stop pressing snooze at about 6:40 - it was then I took a better look at my phone and discovered that I had a msised call from some unknown number.

0450037385.  Hrmm.

I decided to call them back, to either greet whomever I forgot to add to my new phone in the upgrade, or to inform them of their error.  They didn’t answer, so I dismissed it as a wrong number, until they called this morning without leaving a message.

This piqued my curiosity.

I p0honed them back.  A woman answered. An extremely cranky sound 30-40 something woman.  I explained the situation, asked her how she got my number, and why she called me in the middle of the night.

She launched into an angry, questioning rant, askign if I knew a “Ken”, how old I was, why I was messaging this “Ken”, all the while building a picture in my mind of some fat middle aged bogan.

I inisisted that I didn’t know what she was talking about and hung up on her in the middle of a barrage of insults.

I sent her an sms informing her that I would prefer that she didn’t contact me again, and that I hope she sorts out her Ken dilemma.

So, if you know who this batty old woman is, please inform her of my innocence.  And tell Ken to stop whoring around.