Writers Block II

Posted 10 months, 1 week ago at 8:39 am. 3 comments

Up until Danny’s party, I was convinced that the only people who bothered with reading my blog were Ash, Rachel, and a plethora of Nathan’s hilariously stalky ex girlfriends. (It’s okay, ladies. I love the attention. That, and people think it’s a faantastic story.). As it turns out, I’ve got a slightly more far-reaching audience. Upon hearing this I was delighted, and vowed to blog more. Unfortunately, I’ve got a case of Writers Block the size of Texas. (Or, more accurately,the size of a big fat guy that lives in Texas.)

I’ve gone to write about my weekend about three times now - both in my trusty notepad and electronically, but to no avail. I mean, a bunch of stuff is coming out, but it’s boring and repetative. You know, the cat sat on the mat. The dog ate the cat. The dog exploded and kittens went everywhere type stuff.

Actually that’s not so bad. I should be a childrens novellist. I’m going to need a good illustrator though because I can’t draw to save myself. Here. Look. Here’s a self portrait.

I’m not even going to try to draw that exploding dog thing.

I don’t know what my problem is. Lots of interesting stuff is happening right now. He’s a list.

- Nathan joined the gym, so now he’s going to be even hotter. I know, I find it hard to believe that that could even happen but here we are.

- We’re having an awesome party.

- Oh. We’re having an awesome party because Rachel is coming to visit (:D), Ross is going back to Ravenshoe (:() Nathan is moving/has moved in (:DD) It’s sammy-o’s birthday (Woo!) and Caragh is going to Melbourne (:(()

- I need to say this one twice. Nathan moved in. It’s all kinds of awesome.

- Danny had a fantastic 21st birthday party that I’d like to write about in detail but the writers block is forcing me to sit in a big puddle of my own drool, tapping away absently at the keyboard. Last time I tried to go too indepth on the birthday thing I ended up all tangled up, sticky, and very very confused.

Needless to say, I’m trying to avoid ending up like that again.

- The Dakabin kids are having a get together at Sizzler.

- I’m taking Danny out to dinner. We’re hoping to get Joanne to come along.

- ……..frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

3 Replies

  1. Danny Jan 15th 2008

    doh - i’d like to hear your breakdown of my party :P

  2. Sam Jan 24th 2008

    Those are definitely stink lines. I know that all those months you were drawing pictures with stink lines you were only hiding from your inner stink line. It’s time to face it, Jess.

  3. Carrot Cake Jan 29th 2008

    hey! what about strange girls from the internet!
    Im a regular reader and occasional commenter

    Im a good illustrator too :P